My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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