Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
