I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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