i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
