my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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