If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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