a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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