looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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