I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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