sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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