Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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