trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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