I have demons in me.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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