so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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