I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
wow bdsm is so cute
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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