I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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