I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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