i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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