Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I could fuck to npr.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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