It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I deserve this hangover.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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