Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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