I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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