Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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