Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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