when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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