Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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