Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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