I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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