Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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