you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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