Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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