And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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