i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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