He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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