I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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