I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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