We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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