Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
