I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Boobs are out for the taking
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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