We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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