This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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