actually, I'm a sock model
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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