hell yes lets make some ravioli
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
zippers are such a cool invention
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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