i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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