girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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