What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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