That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
