OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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