We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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