I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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