She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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