I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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