We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
handjob tips. give me some.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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