You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
