We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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