She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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