The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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