fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i think i just naturally attract stoners
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
